Me: i had a weird dream yesterday
M: about?
Me: i dream tt there was this curry puff shop under a large tree tt actually was selling meth. the meth was hidden inside the curry puff
M: oooooh.. yum (Note by TTTT: I'm very worried.)
Me: but it suspiciously looked like cocaine.. whitish powder
Me: i dreamt i bought 1 "curry puff" broke it n sniffed a little... den i got high
Me: as in i really felt in the dream tt sound, vision n balance went off
M: cool.. then?
Me: den i forgot the rest of the dream
M: awww
M: because you were too high, i bet
M: haha
Me: yah
Me: very odd dream.. nv experienced impaired senses before
M: impressive that your brain could actually imagine being
stoned though
Me: but all the images were very stereotype - big shady tree.. sunlight pouring in through the canopy, a cracked stone bench beside the curry puff shop, round middle-aged indian man sold me the puff, cocaine-like substance representing meth instead.. cos' coke is shown more often in tv shows
M: sounds so.. kampung-like
Me: yah... very idyllic Singapore kampung feel
M: heh
M: meth is probably also some sort of white powder.. who knows
Me: issit.. i thought meth in the form of yaba pills were small tablets
M: dunno leh
M: you snorted it up right? so i don't think it's in tablet form
Me: yah i did.. but i dun think it was "meth" that i snorted up, its just that that was what i called it in my dream
Me: another weird thing was that the entire dream was devoid of speech
M: silent dream
Me: not exactly.. not too sure.. i dun recall details about other sounds but speech definitely none
M: odd..

And that is how I got high on drugs.. in my sleep.

Oh yah, on a different topic altogether.. for those who like Black Eyed Peas' Where is The Love? Umm.. Not too sure how you may react to this -  I just found out that a local Singaporean band made a mat-punk rock cover version of the song. That's good news right?

*TTTT dodges multiple projectiles hurled at him