| by comrade commissar | Thomas | @ Friday, February 18, 2005, 11:56:00 AM | permalink |
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ME: mofo u in sch arh Boon: what the fuck shit, the hell u can use internet in camp ah ME: ... i tio MC lah fuckshit.. "chest infection" Boon: BRONCHY! ME: skarli i caught it from u xia.. whoop ur candyass liao like tt Boon: see lah boy, i told you you need my VENTO ME: u can VENTI my dick lah Boon: chest infection some more Boon: my dick then VENTI size Boon: yours grande nia ME: ? eh wait. grande is big for a dick leh. Boon: eh FUCK, like that you fucking need repeat BMT ANOT.. kena the fuck lor ME: dun need lah.. 2 days MC.. not more than 25% attendance. if attendance less than 75% den need to repeat. Boon: grande, tall, venti. grande smallest lah Boon: 1 hour ago just rained sia.. 1st time in 3 weeks ME: fucking hell yea.. i spent so many wks on tekong no rain till today Boon: whose MC? the army officer? ME: army's MC Boon: MC from army medical officer? shiok shit ah FOC ah ME: FOC medpack gj lah (gj = good job) ME: but wahlau.. grenade throwing on fri leh! knn.. miss lifetime opp Boon: i told edmund about your bookout on saturday only at 7, he no reply sia Boon: you can take your mom's old shoes & throw. still the same - only heavier ME: WTFH. Boon: eh btw guess what ME: ur gay. Boon: i'm off the project room in about 20 minutes ME: better take the medpk b4 i 4get Boon: give u 1 whole medpack ah ME: power... 2 antibiotics & 1 misc pills ME: some more got cough syrup Boon: got VENTO anot Boon: what misc pills sia ME: lemme chk my MC slip Boon: is it a decongestant or antihistamine? ME: no f'in idea Boon: what's the name ah of the misc pill? loradactine? ME: "if symptoms persist, advised to get boon to VENTI dick." Boon: chloro-something? Boon: my dick, venti? it's already VENTI, lah deh. ME: VENTI-LATE patient's DICK. Boon: venti my dick later it shoots you erh. Boon: what's the name of the 'misc pill'? ME: PIRITON Boon: whoa lao high tech ME: like some sort of super sci-fi weapon xia Boon: Piriton. Piriton is an antihistamine used to treat allergies. It relieve the itchiness, redness, swelling, tenderness and irritation ... Boon: yah, eat already can shoot laser from your dick ME: "itchiness, redness, swelling, tenderness and irritation"? i dun haf these shit leh ME: mine already can shoot lasers liao, 2nd function can launch missles somemore Boon: huh? my 1 is the entire U.S. Royal Navy inside. Boon yesterday only my throat super swelling ME: O_O ME: zunboh Boon: yah. when erect is the Coalition forces ME: ur bronchi shit not completely cured yet ah ME: FUCK LAH.. i meant your throat lah, not your DICK. Boon: no lah, new one - swelling throat don't know from what fuck Boon: wondering if it could be what u said of iodine deficiency ME: yea.. iodine deficiency causes swelling in throat ME: btw, guess wad, mon, tues, weds i shoot AR-15 seh! Boon: shiok shit ah! ME: song ME: last day, last shoot session i high liao ME: standing position wif rifle butt @ my shoulder, imagine a sniper posture ME: den shoot snap targets @ 50 metres ME: 50 metres only.. so the target damn fucking big lah. once it comes up within 1 sec i BANG! the mofo ME: 8/8 all down! ORGAS Boon: clear no shit ah ME: i felt damn zai after tt man ME: but night firing i suck cocks xia Boon: huh! Boon: so you didn't go for night firing? ME: i did lah, but very jialat Boon: how many cock u suck? ME: fuck u lah ME: eh, a tip fer u.. ur eyes got abit of myopia right.. make sure u get spects to make them 6/6 when u go BMT Boon: oh my eyes are eagle eye man, 20x zoom ME: sure boh.. u told me b4 1 of ur eyes got slight degree right? Boon: yah like 5/6 ME: "Boon: yah like 5/6" -- eh 5/6 when u shoot @ night big diff 1 ME: daytime i no probs, @ night den i realise my vision became slightly worse Boon: not much diff lah bud ME: u go in u'll noe wad i mean 1 lah Boon: tom i think chest infection basically means BRONCHY ME: "tom i think chest infection basically means BRONCHY" -- fuck man.. the doctor the 2nd time rnd when i went back into the rm he used the word "pneumonia" loh ME: i ji tao seh in the doc's rm Boon: orh pneumonia lah, aiyo! ME: u noe wad make me more gan chong anot? ME: the 1st visit to his rm, this doc damn AP, no nonsense, threatens "to call ur officer!!!" if u fuck around ME: den he call me go fer X-RAY Boon: YAAAY ME: 2nd time i go back in, he look @ the scans, den very sympathetically talk to me xia Boon: really ah ME: knn the way he talked this time like talking to stead like dat, damn gentle 1 ME: fuck for a moment i felt like i tio AIDS or wad xia.damn drama @ tt pt Boon: pneu·mo·nia - An acute or chronic disease marked by inflammation of the lungs and caused by viruses, bacteria, or other microorganisms and sometimes by physical and chemical irritants. Boon: eh bud your 1 more advanced than me lah Boon: my 1 is airways, bronchus. ur 1 is lungs itself Boon: bron·chi·tis - Chronic or acute inflammation of the mucous membrane of the bronchial tubes. Boon: i think u need VENTO x2 ME: u can suck my dick lah Boon: pneumonia so little medicine meh ME: pneu more "advanced" than bron but i dun feel 1337 @ all loh, only fuckin dulan. knn this wk bcos of the cough/phelgm i too breathless even train push ups or pull ups Boon: when i diagnosed as bronchitis, after X-ray, doctor gave me same prescription as u Boon: got strong antibiotics, antihistamine, stop runny nose pills, cough syrup Boon: after 1 week cough persist left abit only give me top-up antihist, cough syrup, and add a VENTO SPRAY ME: after u VENTO u used it also as a DILDO right.. no wonder u keep asking me to try ME: knn! gayshit! ME: btw. Boon: yea bud Boon: no lah scare u only Boon: ventolin u use in gradual decrease, like 4 times a day 2 puffs each 1st day. then if gets better abit 3 times a day Boon: then slowly dwindle to before u sleep 1 time loh ME: puff & get high ME: for? ME: eh, i use parts of our conversation for blogging how hor Boon: COOL. just don't use the word 'dildo' ME: . ME: >=] Boon: arrrhhhh. |
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