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1. name: They said my name is Thomas. i think.
2. single or taken: Abducted. Please dun tell my kidnappers i escaped and used their PC to surf friendster.
3. sex: Heterosexual sex only please.
4. birthday: The birth cert says 7th June. Someone said I probably was born on a date with many 6s.
5. horoscope: Binoculars.
6. Primary school?: PAP Kindergarden (Bishan)
7. Secondary school? Kuo Chuan Presbyterian Primary School. Spelling all correct! So clever!
8. Level: The last RPG I played was Final Fantasy VII. Cloud reached level 3 only.
9. email add: How come you never ask for my address straight away ask for email already?
10. shoe size: Dunno. The saleman/woman always too frustrated telling me to put my foot in the correct shoe to tell me.
10. height: The height where my head always hits the ceiling everything I board/alight buses.
11. Right or left handed? I have two.
12. Last 5 digits of your mobile No: I dun drink Ribena packs.

f a s h i o n | s t u f f

1. where is ur favorite place to shop?: EASY! It's- wait. That's my favourite place to get arrested by security.
2. have any tattoos or piercings?: I had 2 dragons on my back. The ink came out after I showered.
3. what is your favorite clothes to wear?: Prison stripes. Sexy.
4. what are your favorite shoes?: I used to have a favourite pair. But Jack Neo told me he needed them for dunno what movie. Bullshit..
5. do you have certain jewelry that you wear?: The chastity belt my parents gave me for my birthday.
4. whats the worst thing you've ever thought?: That I would be lame enough to fill out lame "KNOW-ME-MORE" bulletins.
7. what are you wearing right now?: You don't want to know. Really.
8. how many pairs of shoes do you own?: Jack Neo. Remember?

-Have you-

1.Tried smoking: Yea. The exhaust fumes from the car made my face turn yucky.
2.Taken drugs?: Paint tastes goooood.
3. bungee jumped: I don't think the cord worked. That's what the A&E hospital crew told me.
4. made yourself throw up?: No. But I shat money out before!!!
5. made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: That works? Must try next time.
9. fallen for your best friend?: Me H.e.t.e.r.o.s.e.x.u.a.l aka "only like women"
9. been rejected?: Ya. MENSA people suck!
10. rejected someone?: People will believe you when you tell them you have AIDS in a serious tone.

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Specifies ..
1. type of shampoo: I really liked this particular brand until I found out my mom uses it to bleach clothes.
2. what are you listening to right now?: The voices in my head doing a acapella.
3. who is the last person that called you?: The police, to assist in a investigation where I might be a potential suspect.
4. how many buddies are online right now?: They try to deny that I am their friend when I'm around.
5. what is essential in your life: The rate I'm going, the more appropriate question should be: "What would you like to be buried with you when you die?"

-Right now-

1. hairstyle: Not bald.
2. listenin: See "Specifics - 2. what are you listening to right now?"
3. make up: Bullshit stories to irritate my readers.
4. thinking of: I forgot.

-Do you believe in-

1. Love: Love? Making? Hell yea.
2. Faith: I don't who she is! I never even gone out with her! Really!!!
3. Yourself: Either I do or some other retard is typing this.
4. Ghosts: Yah. My classmates.
5. Angels: Yea. I also believe that the "Get Out Of Jail Free" card works in real life.

-Last 24hrs-

1. Worn jeans? Must be jeans? Got consolation prize for clean underwear?
2. Cleaned your room: Technically, the place which they lock me in isn't really considered a "room".
3. Cried: Blood. Nah.. Bullshit you only.

-Love life-

1. Do you have a stead? Never rode horses before.
2. Have a secret admirer? If they are secret, how do I know?
3. Do you have a crush? I did, but the court ordered me to stop and issued a Personal Protection Order against me.
5. What do you want most in a relationship?: For them to stop hitting me.

-chose..-

1. Blue or Yellow? Green!
2. Kiss or hug? Hanky-panky.
3. Summer or winter? Trick question right! It only rains in Singapore.
4. Sunny or rainy? Don't think the weather will change anyways.
5. Chocolate or vanilla? Carrot Cake.
6. Hanging out or chillin out?: Sleeping in.
7. Music or TV? Both got fried when I pour Coke over my keyboard and caused a short circuit.
8. Hamburger or Pizza? See Question 5.
9. Smile or Laughing? Uninjured.
10. Sleeping or eating? Alive can already.
11. Mc Donald's or KFC? You watched Supersize Me before?
12. Silver or gold? ATM Machine.

YAY! Now everyone knows everything about me! I will become very popular with people! ^_^