| by comrade commissar | Thomas | @ Wednesday, October 20, 2004, 1:51:00 AM | permalink |
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WARNING: Unless you want spit in your coffee the next time you visit your expensive coffee outlet, please do not try this.
Step 1: Order your coffee. Step 2: The answer to "How may I address you for your coffee sir?" is DAD. Other suggestions: MOM, NEMO. Think of a 3-5 letter word, something simple & fast for the barista to write on the plastic cover of your coffee. Step 3: When your order is ready, if the barista addresses it by its flavour, (eg "One Black Forest without whippped cream!") pretend to be confused/unsure whether is it yours. Better yet, ignore the announcement. Step 4: Wait for the barista to look for the person who ordered the beverage by name. Yah, I know its evil. Its an assholic thing to do. But can you seriously tell me you won't enjoy the moment of schadenfreude when the guy yells at the top of his lungs: LOOKING FOR DAD!!! PS: I suck. |
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ARRRR yeaaa...
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Thomas @ times 9:10 PM, October 25, 2004
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